Delicious Dish Presented in Craig Brown's "Hello Goodbye Hello: A Circle of 101 Remarkable Meetings."
Madonna...Mark Twain...J.D. Salinger...Rasputin...Oscar Wilde ...Hemingway...Peggy Lee...Richard Nixon. How They Met, How They Parted, How They Bitched.
by Liz Smith
Thursday, July 19, 2012
"WHEN ARTHUR Miller shook my hand I could only think that this was the hand that once cupped the breasts of Marilyn Monroe," says Barry Humphries, the comic Dame Edna.
|SIT BACK, reader, especially if you're a curiosity seeker, minor historian, and lover of gossip. I am going to tell you about a book coming in August from Simon & Schuster and compiled by Craig Brown. He is the "Private Eye" columnist for the Daily Mail and has been called "the wittiest writer in Britain today."
The work is titled "Hello Goodbye Hello: A Circle of 101 Remarkable Meetings."
Sound complicated? Believe me, it's not. It is entirely devine, delicious and delectable — like eavesdropping on the gods, forbidden observances of VIPs at play, gossip and anecdotes to the max.
|NOW, would you care to know what Rudyard Kipling and Mark Twain had to say when they met? What they thought, said and did? How they traded places? How about Madonna and the dance genius Martha Graham after the Big M went to take lessons? You think you don't really like or approve of Madonna? After this anecdote you might change your mind.
These are just a few of the anecdotes and though some are so British to the core that I did not recognize the people or care about them, 99% are first rate.
You can read these brief encounters written in 101 words each — the meetings of Jacqueline Kennedy and Andy Warhol ... of Marilyn Monroe and Frank Lloyd Wright ... of Princess Margaret and Kenneth Tynan ... of J. D. Salinger and Ernest Hemingway ... of Rasputin and Czar Nicholas II ... of Oscar Wilde and Marcel Proust ... of Peggy Lee and Richard Nixon ... of Elvis and Nixon ... of Paul McCartney and Noel Coward — and on and on, 101 of them.
|Old Crow whiskey advertisement featuring Mark Twain and Rudyard Kipling.|
|HERE is the remarkable thing the Duchess of Windsor said after meeting Hitler in 1937. "I decided Hitler did not like women."
After the Duchess remarked to Hitler on the incredible architecture of the new Germany, Hitler is reported to have said, "Our buildings will make more magnificent ruins than the Greeks." (He turned out to be wrong.)
Madonna ends up by giving Martha Graham the money to keep her school going. (Graham burst into tears of gratitude.)
J. D. Salinger, after meeting Laurence Olivier comes to detest the actor, and says his performing was on a par with John Wayne in "The Shootist."
I haven't told you the half of this wonderful book. And it's all documented. Where there are varying versions, author Brown says he selected the more credible.
(This book reminds me a bit of the current fashion hit at the Metropolitan Museum of Art where the works of Prada and Schiaparelli are being offered under the title "Impossible Conversations." This show of contrasting design generations runs until Aug 19. Don't miss it!)
But, listen, whatever you do, don't fail to pick up "Hello Goodbye Hello." It is masterpiece of style, form and splendid efficiency in writing. Not a wasted word, not a pointless adjective.
It's a great book to flip through just before dining with friends. If certain famous names come up, you can astound them with your knowledge!
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