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Winners and Losers

US Airways Flight 1549 bound from LaGuardia to Charlotte, North Carolina, having plunged into the Hudson River yesterday afternoon with 155 aboard. Thanks to the deft hero of a pilot Capt. C.B. "Sully" Sullenberger, the emergency landing, having cleared the GW Bridge by about 900 feet, was successful. Capt Sullenberger walked the length of the plane helping evacuees and was The LAST to leave the aircraft. The Right Stuff. NYSD's Alexandra Lebenthal pointed out later that "a little bit of karma was floating around literally for everyone on the plane which included 23 Bank of America employees working on the Merrill Lynch Deal, and 3 Wachovia/Wells Fargo employees." An ironic (and aquatic) leg-up for all of us. 4:30 PM. Photo: Jeffrey Hirsch.
January 18, 2009: Washington Social Diary's Carol Joynt reports ... Airbus pilot hero Chesley B. "Sull" Sullenberger is now in Washington where he will be a specail guest at the inauguration of President Barack Obama. Captain Sully is staying at the luxurious Ritz-Carlton West End.

January 16, 2009:
The big snow was piddlin.’ The cold was serious though, and still is.

I went down to Michael’s to have lunch with Alexandra Penney – she of the now long list of serious Madoff loser/victims.

The day she found out, December 11th, she was so shocked that she didn’t actually totally believe it. It still somehow sounded like a maybe. Or something you thought maybe you dreamed.

DPC and Alexandra Penney at Michael's
She went around her apartment cleaning things, tidying up, distracting herself. Then, being the thorough executive that she is, she placed a call to the Treasury of the United States since she thought she had all her money in Treasuries, through Madoff, to ask about the insurability of an IRA.

The Treasury didn’t take her call but a few hours later, someone called back, which surprised her. The man was helpful in clarifying things but not a relief from cares. She learned that more than 80 other people had called about the same thing. Many mysteries remain. Lawyers are steadfast and all around.

She got involved with Madoff about ten years ago when she had a nice chunk of an IRA and wanted to put it somewhere safe and providing income. A man she knew, who was 87 at the time (and now at 97, having been with Bernie Madoff for 30 years, he’s LOST EVERYTHING), advised her to put her money with Bernie.

She had never heard of him until that moment. She also didn’t like the idea of putting it all in one place. But her adviser was both older (obviously), and someone whom she held in respect and esteem as being smart and wise.

She soon learned from her adviser was that she wouldn’t be able to meet this Mr. Madoff. In fact, the adviser wasn’t sure whether or not he could get her into the man’s fund. Not to worry, however. Finally he succeeded by representing her as his niece. A family affair. The Madoff family of funds and fun.

After it was determined that she could “join”
with her paltry IRA (not small but not millions) that she’d carefully salted away for the previous twenty-five years, she asked her friend if she could at least “speak” to Bernie Madoff. And so it was arranged. A phone conversation. She told The Man that this was her life savings, so she would like it in something very conservative.

“Don’t worry about a thing,” he assured her. And then the conversation ended. A minute maybe. Talk about famous last words.

“Don’t worry about a thing,” he assured her. And then the conversation ended. Talk about famous last words.
Now, from hindsight at this vantage point, I would have to say my friend Alexandra made a really dumb decision thinking she could get a healthy income (10-12%) in something as conservative as Treasuries (now running at a less than zero rate adjusted for inflation). However, that was then and authors and artists and magazine editors don’t know from correlated to uncorrelated alpha. Just like most of the rest of us.

So for ten years Alexandra Penney had a nice “retirement” income, living in sorta Fat City with the time to devote herself to what she had always wanted to do: Art. She got herself a little loft downtown. She joined the armies of American consumers/homeowners and extended herself into a bit of a home equity situation for it, but Bernie, the genius, would be picking up the slack. Like he said: don’t worry about a thing. Plus there was the cottage in the Hamptons, the little not-so-tumble-down shack in Florida and the East River apartment. Her luxury: taxis. A fair one if you live in New York.

Right after, Tina Brown hired her to write a blog about it for the Daily Beast. After the first one was published, she was surprised to read the Comments to her blog. Many messages were angry and nasty. She stopped reading them.

So many people seem to believe that they wouldn’t have responded similarly, or that they wouldn’t have made the same investment decision. Naivete placed in the back pocket. They seem unaware that many – multitudes – of Madoff investors were people whose business opinions were good as gold to most of us. Nor do they seem to know anything about the trauma of loss of income and assets outside of themselves.

A month later Alexandra still doesn’t know what she can do. Selling a house is a partial alternative but the market isn’t on a seller’s side (no matter what they tell you).

The crisis also revived a historical fear within her: being a bag lady. I know quite a few women who have that fear. All of them are self-reliant, disciplined, successful, proactive and smart. And yet there’s that fear that they could lose it all any minute and be out on the street, alone. This is an irrational idea but a powerful one.

As I suspected, the “trauma” (her word) has not flattened Alexandra Penney. She has already turned it into a book proposal. We’ll be hearing more about it, I have no doubt.

In the meantime, the Madoff horror stories go on. I heard about a young man whose father died a year ago and left him $17 million. The father, believing that his son would never know or learn how to manage his portfolio well, put all the money with Bernie Madoff in advance of his death. He was doing his son a great favor. Uh-huh.

Then there’s the woman, another friend of Alexandra’s, who put a few million with Madoff only two weeks before the scandal broke. Fortunately for her, there’s more where that came from.

Si Newhouse and Paige Rense
Meanwhile, last night in New York, Paige Rense held her annual dinner for the AD 100 (Architectural Digest’s Top 100 interior designers) at the Lotos Club.

The Lotos, where the dinner is always held in the second ballroom, is one of the oldest literary clubs in the United States. It was founded 139 years ago by a group of young writers and critics. Mark Twain called it “The Ace of Clubs.” Membership today, as it was a century ago is made up journalists, scholars, musicians, painters and sculptors, art collectors, historians, novelists and college presidents.

The French Renaissance style clubhouse at 5 East 66th Street was designed and built in 1900 as a wedding gift by Mrs. Elliot Shepard, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. William H. Vanderbilt, to her daughter Maria Louise and William Jay Schieffelin.

Not all 100 of the top AD designers were present but many were. We’ll have many more pictures of the creative ones on Monday.

Menu: Artichoke Pesto Ravioli; fresh shaved Parmesan cheese, creamy tomato vodka sauce; Pan-Seared Sea Bass with sweet carrot pure, sautéed baby bok choy, braised artichoke, oven roasted tomatoes, caper beurre blanc, Or: Filet Mignon with fricassee of baby spinach, wild mushrooms, pearl onion, crispy guafrette, vintage port wine sauce. Dessert: Warm Chocolate Fondant Cake, pistachio ice cream, chocolate sauce.
Sam Botero and Emery Von Sztankoczy Amanda Vaill and Jean Strouse
Victoria Newhouse and Judith Thurman Mica Ertegun and Harry Benson CBE
Margaret Dunne Photographer getting a photo op with Mica Ertegun and Lee Mindel
MEMO TO DPC —
From Carol Joynt, Washington Social Diary

When I heard they'd installed approximately 40,000 porta-potties on the National Mall I had no choice but to grab my camera and run down there. Sure enough, the Mall is a sea of toilets. Look to the left, look to the right, look behind you or in front of you, it's a village of toilets. Toilets, toilets everywhere;  medium, big and bigger. Row upon row. Blue ones and green ones and black ones.

From the Capitol to within yards of the Potomac River. For now they are locked but they will be unlocked and employed come Inauguration weekend, when predictions still put the coming crowd at between 1 and 2 million. I don’t even want to venture a guess where the metaphors might go about Washington and 40,000 toilets.
The official bunting is up at the Old Executive Office Building adjacent to the White House.
Approximately 40,000 porta-potties have been set up around the Mall, making Washington a virtual sea of toilets.
Toilets line both sides of the Reflecting Pool at the Lincoln Memorial.
More porta-potties and barriers at the Lincoln Memorial.
In addition to the toilets, the Mall has begun to look like something between a playground and an armed camp. Endless tall fences have been set up, as well as lower barriers, to keep people both in and out of the “security perimeter.”

Sunday night is the official opening celebration of the Inauguration - a concert for President-elect Barack Obama at the Lincoln Memorial. George Stevens, Jr., is producing a show that includes performances by Beyonce, John Legend, Josh Groban, Garth Brooks, Sheryl Crow, Queen Latifah, James Taylor, Usher, John Mellencamp, Renee Fleming, Jamie Foxx and on and on. It’ll be broadcast on HBO
Fences are going up everywhere, to keep visitors inside of and outside of the "security perimeter."
Crews set up the stage for the Inaugural Sunday night at the Lincoln Memorial.
That same night the social whirl kicks into high gear with the much-anticipated party Rima and Salem Al-Sabah, the Kuwaiti Ambassador, will host at their rather amazing residence. If there were such a thing as a 5-star party invite, this might score that rank. But the same can be said for the supper Monday night at the Fairfax Hotel hosted by Buffy and Bill Cafritz, Kelly and Robert Day, Phyllis George, Ann and Vernon Jordan. The balls start to roll out that night, too. There is a ball for every taste, every desire, every whim, every persuasion. Even a hamburger place, Good Stuff Eatery, is hosting a ball where $99 gets you mini-burgers, mini-shakes, beer and champagne.

New York Social Diary will try to spread itself well and wisely throughout the festivities, picking and choosing the best of the best, but probably avoiding the security perimeter, supplied with camera, Blackberry, flat shoes and a warm coat. We’ll report back.
Memories of war: the Vietnam War Memorial.
Last but not least: This week author Jane Stanton Hitchcock gave me the privilege of an early look at her new mystery novel, “Mortal Friends.” This time around her tasty tale of malicious fun among the rich and powerful takes place in Washington, where she lives with her husband, syndicated columnist James Hoagland. But will Jane be able to eat lunch in this town again? Most definitely at Café Milano, which is practically a character in the story.

Otherwise, the answer to that question has to wait until the book’s summer release. But those who should pack a copy in their beach bags include Jim Kimsey, Catherine Reynolds, Joe Robert, Lucky Roosevelt, Willee Lewis, Buffy Cafritz, Jim Johnson, Sally Quinn, Vernon and Ann Jordan, Rima Al-Sabah, Carolyn Peachy, Liz Stevens, Polly Kraft … and even Hoagland himself. Only Michelle and Barack Obama seem to escape Jane’s pen, but they are essentially new to town. It’s all in good fun, though, and people must remember, it’s fiction. Right? How do I know? She gives my character a curiously lively sex life.

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