On the blue blue Mediterranean
Big boys line up in Port Cervo

On Wednesday, after anchoring for the day outside Cala di Volpe for our swim and sun and lunch, we pulled up anchor and went around the bend to Port Cervo (chair-vo) to tie up for the night.

Veddy veddy close

The arrival in port is quite an experience because these enormous boats — such as the one I am traveling on, and of which there are many — are each assigned what looks like a very narrow slip to slide into. Furthermore, the captain must back the ship into dock with often little more than a couple of feet from another enormous boat on either side. There’s no towboat to make it happen and if there’s a wind, as there was on this day, it can get kind of hairy.

So there we were, the voyagers, all standing on the upper deck watching nervously (although it’s very exciting) as the crew prepared for docking and the captain maneuvered from his position on the captain’s deck. Everyone on the yachts on either side were out and watching with the same sort of trepidation. On shore there were men ready to grab the ropes to hold us in place. The whole maneuver took about a half hour and from this point of view it looked impossible until we were maybe ten yards from the dock when you realized the awesome precision required of the captain.

Our next door neighbor
Squeezing through

Porto Cervo, I was told by someone knowledgeable a couple days before at Baroness Thyssen’s late afternoon drinks party, is a fairly new community built specifically for the rich and their yachts. I had no idea exactly what that meant but on arrival it is easy to see. A small bay wall-to-wall with big yachts and sailing ships, and at its center a large and rambling two- and three-story hotel and shopping mall (it turns out) which, again like Cala di Volpe is a faded salmon pink. And in the hillsides on either side, like architectural outcroppings, are smaller versions of that Mediterranean adobe/stucco and stone villas, some white, some salmon pink, some yellow. Idyllic, not fancy although very likely not modest, the scene is almost quaint and simple in feeling.

All the way out

But. Once inside the central complex, the mall and hotel, if the billion dollars in yachts tied up on the dock didn’t already tell you, this is not a place for the packaged-tours – unless it’s something like Sea Goddess. Design-wise, it has a quality that Americans have become used to thanks to Disneyland and Las Vegas – a kind of repro of long ago. The shops – and there are lots and lots of them, are occupied by Van Cleef, Bulgari, Dolce & Gabbana, Chopard, Versace, Prada, Tods, Hogan, Loris Abbate, Loro Piana, Cacella, Valentino, Bruno Magli, Gucci, Pucci, etc. Not that you have to be a gazillionaire to shop there, but you get the picture.

Mind you, the crowds are dressed very casually and if you didn’t know better you might be inclined to think the lot of them (or, a lot of them) are really in the wrong spot for their means. Yeah sure; but then swivel around and take another look at the boats gleaming white and navy in the bay. The point I’m making is that it is very relaxed and homey in the Euro sense – families, young teenagers in small packs, children in strollers, some dogs (one Dalmatian running hither and thither manically, provoking my fears that he was lost or at least separated from his owners).

L. to r.: A handful of shoppers in Port Cervo; Port Cervo taxis; Port Cervo shops.
And, as it is all over the Mediterranean, at six in the afternoon, or even seven-thirty, the shops don’t seem very busy if busy at all. One of the guests on the boat asked a shopkeeper how long they stayed open (this was at almost eight o’clock). She laughed and shrugged: “oh, as long as we think ... maybe eleven, maybe later.”

The big boys on Thurs morning
Big boys not so big
On our only night there, we decided to go out to dinner rather than eat on board – although the chef’s fare is extraordinary; she outdoes herself every day. We booked a table for eight at eight, at a lovely fish restaurant at the foot of the bay, adjacent to the main building, with an open terrace on the water. Crisply picturesque: red tablecloths, candles, a low-slung thatch-like roof, red tile floors; kind of rustic Mediterranean with Villeroy and Boch plates made for Michel Rostang for place settings along with crystal and lantern candles. Small menu which included a pasta and a risotto and a large buffet, a combination of vegetables and seafood. It was a beautiful night for dining on the water, and within earshot and purview were the sun-tanned visiting throng at the center nearby. The service was excellent and the food did not compare to what we were used to from Wendy, our American chef on the Big Eagle. But then, we figured, what could?

We finished up about ten. The sun had finally gone down and the crowds seemed to materialize out of nowhere — all those villas in the hills, the guests at the hotel. We were only several hundred yards from the dock, a very short walk back to the boat. By this time, the crowds were making the promenade also. For it is a tradition at these ports that everyone takes a leisurely stroll along the waterside and views the yachts, backed up to the dock as they are, lighted and ready for life.

In my book it’s called ogling and gawking. People stopping and standing in front of each ship, watching the passengers and the crew go about their business and their life, as if on display in a shop window. It’s the curiosity-seeker’s dream come true, for no one – and I mean no one – has any compunction about staring into everyone’s boat. They just stop, and stare. And ogle and gawk. While those on the boats go about their business – having their meals, leisurely taking the night air, chatting, drinking, whatever, as if no one is there.
The Big Eagle, second from the left
It is fun, that’s for sure, since no one feels the slightest bit self-conscious about it. Well, not no one. I felt slightly self-conscious. Although I got over it in no time. The main attraction on this night, however, was the biggest boat which was parked at end of the quay — the gigantic Montkaj, said to be owned by some Arabs — about 220 feet long, with four decks and a tender about 100 feet long.

Clearly the star of the yacht basin, you couldn’t just stand and look in this honey, however, because the Montkaj had a white sheet covering the midsection of its rear deck to avoid such impositions of the hoi-polloi. It also had a couple of security guards (besides the crew) standing guard. Nevertheless, you could kind of look around the white sheeted obstruction and sort of see (not much) inside. By ten thirty, there were probably forty or fifty people gathered on the macadam, just standing there, as if waiting for a celebrity to appear. In fact, I was beginning to wonder if one would. Sharon Stone, anybody? Elvis?

Early Thursday morning in Porto Cervo
America's future, the Smart Car
Letting go
Then by eleven there were three Mercedes, two sedans and a convertible, as well as an Escalade with tinted windows, lined up on the quay also, as if waiting for someone to appear. Finally several individuals emerged from inside the ship, all rather innocuous looking, getting into their sleek cars (the Escalade was for the bodyguards) and driving way. Not very far, no doubt, as the hotel is only several hundred yards across the parking lot.

I finally went into the main saloon to go onto the Internet and check my email. By midnight the crowds on the dockside had grown, milling about, stopping and staring, moving on, eventually congregating down by the Big One, waiting for whatever and what-all. I went to bed.

Thursday morning, it was overcast and foggy. We were leaving by nine and so I got up early to be sure of getting a picture of the lineup. The parking lot was empty and the gawkers had long ago gone home. There were a few cars in the lot including a black SmartCar with a red parking ticket on its windshield. This is the car of the future, at least in New York; that’s my prediction. By nine we were all aboard and on the upper deck watching the Big Eagle being precisely maneuvered by Captain Ed out into the harbor and back out to sea to continue our voyage of stupendous leisure and luxury, heading south.


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July 26, 2004, Volume IV, Number 116
Photographs by DPC/NYSD.com

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