All the King’s Horses and All the King’s Men
Refuge from the rain on 3rd Avenue. 8:30 PM. Photo: JH.
The Wall Street Journal’s Monday edition had a long first page left hand column on the trials and tribulations of Conrad Black, the erstwhile newspaper publisher of the Daily Telegraph of London, the Jerusalem Post and the Chicago Sun-Times, and his "acquiescent" Board of Directors, several of whom are well known New Yorkers.

Mr. Black, a Canadian who forsook his native citizenship to accept a British peerage and become Lord Black of Crossharbour, cut quite a figure here in New York for several years as a friend of the smartest of the smart set — those who dwell in halls perhaps not so hallowed but most definitely paved in marble and lined with silk and gold. Mrs. Black, Lady Black, second or third wife (he the third husband) was also Canadian, a journalist and political commentator who writes professionally under the name Barbara Amiel. She is regarded, as is the fashion these days, as right-wing, or oxymoronically, conservative. Whatever one's political persuasion, her columns demonstrated a trenchant and articulate intellect.

Conrad Black
Lady Black and Lady Rothschild
The “conserve” in this brand of conservativism, if you look closely at their portfolios of newly acquired possessions and lifestyles, has more to do with the getting and spending of money for the conserving of personal privilege and self-aggrandizement than it does for anything else. After his lordship and her ladyship became entitled, as it were, they went whole hog, as the Breeden Report for the SEC has revealed, living it up, high, wide and handsome and entertaining the most exclusive people. I do not use those last three words loosely; in these cases such as the Blacks’, that is how many of their set like to regard themselves in relationship to others. And although their assumed social rankings seem lofty at present, most, if not all, are out-of-towners who three or even two decades ago were if anything, only arrivistes in New York.

That is not to say people don’t have a right to their fortunes, their money, to live it up, high, wide and handsome and stake their claims at accepted status. I certainly have/would, albeit meagerly compared to most, when I had the chance, and might even more, had I the opportunity. The problem is whence it comes and who owns the store that provides the moola that moves the engine that mines these hills.

During his ascent, Mr. Lord Black made sure
to surround himself with social relationships that could adorn his board of directors while he was adorning his wife and his halls of living and leisure using the dough provided by the company treasury and approved of by his “distinguished” board of directors, who were often considered by their peers to be “brilliant,” in case you’re wondering what passes for brilliant in this set. No one seemed to mind at least partly because we live in an age where the rich getting richer by helping themselves to the company larder has become commonplace, and even, to some people’s way of thinking, legitimate. The young (thirty-five and under) may not even be aware that it wasn’t always like this.

For years everything went swimmingly for Mr. Lord Black until another very wealthy man of a different ilk and strain, a more centered traditional type, Christopher Browne, an owner and manager of mutual funds which had owned shares in Mr. Black’s company, Hollinger International, became alarmed by the less than stellar results in the company’s annual reports and its effect on the price of the shares his funds owned.

Christopher Browne
Little is said or known about Mr. Browne, whom I do know, as far as the public is concerned, because although he too is very wealthy – and now possibly much wealthier than Mr. Lord Black – he lives his life under the social radar, here in New York, in the Hamptons and in Bel Air, California where he owns prime residential real estate. He loves buying and/or building houses as an avocation as well as the art of landscaping and gardens and also conserving – nature, that is; and, it goes without saying, conserving his clients’ money.

Mr. Browne is rich enough that several years ago he paid a record price for some land on the ocean in the Hamptons and let the seller continue to live there for five more years because he was devoting his attention at the time to the garden design and landscaping of his other property in the same town. When he’s not pursuing his material pleasures, or socializing with a small circle of friends, or giving his time to the Nature Conservancy in the Hamptons, he’s working ... checking out those columns of numbers that reveal the unimaginable for some people.

A little, not even a lot, of attention to details on Mr. Browne’s part turned up some less than stellar information about the company store and who’s large and eager hands were taking too much off the company’s shelves for whom (and a couple others). Mr. Browne’s concern for his fund shareholder’s equity led to Mr. Lord Black’s downfall.

For awhile there, because of Mr. Lord Black’s highly
influential and sometimes very rich British and American friends of grand standing in London, New York and Washington circles, it looked as if all the king’s horses and all the king’s men could indeed ... put Mr. Lord Black back together again. The defense heard again and again was that Lord and Lady Black were two brilliant, charming, wonderful people, wonderful hosts who had every right to the good life they’d made for themselves.

Al Capone
Although I do not know and have never met Lord and Lady Black, I don’t doubt their defense, coming as it has from many whom I do know who know them. What, it seems, is really indefensible, as it is for the rest of us, is where the gelt for the good life comes from, even if Al Capone he isn’t. (The Wall Street Journal article noted that he had a portrait of Capone on the wall of his directors’ room in New York — Reading it, I was reminded of that line in the film The Freshman where the fresh-faced Matthew Broderick meeting with Marlon Brando’s “godfather” spots a picture of Capone on the wall and asks “is that Al Capone,” to which Brando cracks: “it ain’t Il Duce.”)

About ten months ago, when the man was forced to resign as chief executive officer of Hollinger International, the Globe and Mail, Canada’s leading newspaper called to ask me what I thought would happen to the man’s social standing.

My response was simple: "If he loses his money, he will be a forgotten man. But if he still has his money, he will be remembered by people who will want to be in his company."

The tragedy of Mr. Lord Black is that, one can see from his C.V., he is a dynamically smart man, full of big ambition, with the ability and talent for building big things. That kind of dynamism can be very rewarding in life, not only for its possessor but even for many others, and even, at times, for the world. But then there’s the business of the money. “Money changes people,” as my late and wise friend Dorothy Hirshon used to say, in commenting on the state of things in the late 20th century, “immediately, and very often not for the good.”


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It's going to be a big rousing cocktail party with hors d'oeurves, entertainment, music, celebrities and auction both Silent and Live (conducted by Sotheby's Jamie Niven) with all kinds of interesting items including spending a day with Bette Midler helping clean a park her Restoration Project is fixing up, Dishy dinner at Le Cirque with Liz Smith, Billy Norwich, Linda Stasi and Jess Cagel, another dishy dinner at Swifty's with Dominick Dunne, Dinner with Victoria Gotti at Rao's, a Sports package — golf with Ray Floyd, fishing with Peter Duchin, an appearance on Law & Order and many many more unique items.

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September 29, 2004, Volume IV, Number 151

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